omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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