His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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