To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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