it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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