What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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