Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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