I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
