he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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