This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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