Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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