So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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