Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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