You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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