I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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