Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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