are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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