you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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