So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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