so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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