What a fucking waste of an outfit
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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