If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In other news, I just burned my penis
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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