That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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