Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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