So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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