There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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