Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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