And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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