You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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