she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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