It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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