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• (810): View more from Michigan

  My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?

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  creepy.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water

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  Legs for days

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  Harpoon that

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Its not alright that i make out with a manican.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag

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• (714): View more from California

  He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house

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• (707): View more from California

  It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack

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• (315): View more from New York

  He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.

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