I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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