escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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