What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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