Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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