Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My vagina is very pro this idea
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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