Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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