Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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