You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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