That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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