I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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