Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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