I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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