My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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