Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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