Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
When did angry sex become our thing?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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