When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I am mentally ready for anal.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize