it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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