How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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