Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
