you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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