What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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