Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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