so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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