erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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